bluejaysaremagic:

spoopytobio:

cool tips for having fun during october:

• dont post screamers
• dont post popups
• dont post anything that could cause panic/anxiety attacks
• dont be a dick

The spook is fun but that is not spook. That is not fun for anyone.

(via unneseccary)

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

(via unescapable)

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(via magicul)

cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

(via unescapable)

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

(via fake-mermaid)